incredibly offensive & outrageously intolerant



partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

3:30 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

2:45 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell)

2:00 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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youve-been-daft-punkd:

commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

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this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

[PUNCHES A WINDOW]

1:15 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

12:30 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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11:45 am, reblogged by waffloid
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bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh)

4:15 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

3:30 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle)

2:48 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

2:00 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

1:15 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

12:30 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

11:46 am, reblogged by waffloid
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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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1:15 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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vvhorebag:

When someone tickles ya neck

12:30 pm, reblogged by waffloid
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