incredibly offensive & outrageously intolerant



norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

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Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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(Source: supermassiveasshole)

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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(Source: juno-no)

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trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

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ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects

(Source: heckboy)

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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(Source: etxt)

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blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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