i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago
2 years ago
has anyone called her yet?
this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon