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yesterday i woke up in the middle of the night because i thought i came up with an amazing text post idea and this is what i saved in my drafts while i was asleep and i just
Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT
(Source: headlikeanorange)
sometimes things are tough but look at this bun
you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…
then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…
the hannibal fandom
actual cannibal hannibal fandom.
no wait that makes too much sense.
this made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes
how much sperm can a gay man hold??
a butt load
*slides up to you* *winks at you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER…. sHiT me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
do you ever hear someone’s opinion and you’re just like
This is pretty much my permanent expression
lol my dads letting me skip first period fuck yes
how do you skip your period? do you just tell your uterus “stop”?
f-first…first period….
in school
